So apparently, gardeners make prize-winning cucumbers by showing them pornography.
Updates from January, 2010
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“Think of a fart as a turd, with zero mass.” Stephen Hawking
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The only thing I don’t miss about Xmas is the way Santa refers to his 3 girlfriends.
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I like Justin Bieber but prefer his early work
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I have such a ‘man-crush’ on Jeremy Clarkson, if that expression means what I think it means.
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Ironically when Jesus was crucified he got stigmata at the exact same time :(
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My favourite underwater smokes are Scuban cigars.
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When women sing in a high voice the correct term is ‘Truetto’
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If life gives you lemons, say “OMG where the FUCk did these lemons just appear from?!?”
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The original Golden Globes were modelled from C3PO’s testicles.
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Blood is redder than water.
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RT @horseytravolta What will be the next big thing in fashion? #PSQA Obesity
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RT @UnderwearGods What are we supposed to call the next decade? #PSQA By the looks of things, The Shitties
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RT @hellohellolovex twenty-ten or two thousand ten? #PSQA Next year shall be known as 2KX